I’m always happy when I’m surrounded by water, I think I’m a Mermaid or I was a Mermaid. The ocean makes me feel really small and it put’s my whole life into perspective… it reminds me, okay I’m this very little piece of this huge Earth and it humbles you and it grounds you and it makes me feel almost like I’ve been baptized and I’m born again when I get out the ocean.”- Beyoncé
(Source: life-of-beyonce, via thespookypratandthescaryidiot)
bisexual means you can only like 2 things i’ve chosen drinking and wizards
i thought we were happy, you were like the harry to my ginny weasley, but you had other plans. you found someone new, a hotter witch to screw, i took that as my cue to start a band.
(Source: mamrieatepaint, via holysexywater)
enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes